Game Of Thrones Season 8 Musings

So here we are. Days away from the start of the final season of this worldwide cultural phenomenon. Here are the few questions rattling around in my noggin:

Will Jaime kill Cersei? By poison? Will it be a murder/suicide?

Will whoever is tasked with passing on the Jon Snow/Daenerys info to them (Sam? Tyrion?) sit on that info for the good of the realm?

Will Tyrion end up being a Targaryen? Is it too late and are there too few episodes left for the show to officially introduce that as a storyline?

Will Arya confront The Mountain? Will The Hound? Will they do it together? Will one die saving the other from “death by Mountain?”

Will we see White Walker Hodor? (Please, no.)

Did Tormund survive that attack (he did), and will Brienne finally see him for the loving, poetic, wild soul that he truly is? (She will.)

Will Jaime have a redemption scene with Bran all these years later?

Will Bran warg into the undead Viserion and save the day?

Will Daario and the Second Sons save the day?

Will Luke Skywalker appear as a force ghost to Rey to continue her training or to Kylo Ren as a Marley’s Ghost-type instrument of redemption?

Will Davos Seaworth continue to be the greatest character in all of filmed fantasy history? Will the title of “Hand Of The Greatest Character In All Of Filmed Fantasy History” be given to Jorah Mormont?

Will Theon Greyjoy do anything that we’ll even remotely care about? Ever?

Will this season be devoid of all boobs, butts, and wieners since it’s all about war now and it’s almost all over and like a billion people are already caught up anyway and therefore the show doesn’t really need the publicity?

Will Gendry sit on the Iron Throne?

Will there even be an Iron Throne? Will we end up with a Westeros Democracy? Will its new president get voted in on a technicality with some sneaky help from Essos spies and then use ravens to spread semi-literate distractions to the masses while he tries to build a new wall to keep the Dornish immigrants out?

Will Euron Greyjoy please please get his junk mutilated by a diseased, blunt-toothed rat with, um… a seriously bad disposition and, like… warts, or something?

I really hate that guy.